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The North Pole Trike-In

Mrs. Claus has been looking forward to the annual trike-in held every year near the North Pole.

Two days before the event, she finds out their trike is totaled and Rudolph  is at the vet’s,  all busted up.

 Totally pissed Mrs. Clause drags Santa out of his workshop and asks him what in the world is wrong with him letting Rudolph drive the trike…and continues to yell, on and on, for about thirty minutes or so before running out of steam…

 Santa finally gets a chance to blurt out “I told you when I got up this morning that the Trike needed to be inspected but I didn’t want to go because it was raining and you told me what to do (again).”

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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather  the building materials for his home.

She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full  of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’

The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think the  man said?’

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly…

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