A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’
The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think the man said?’
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly…
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As the Biker was pulled over (for no apparent reason) he produces his license, registration and CPL permit, handing all three to the cop.
“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop said, “I see your CPL permit. Are you carrying today?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Well then, better tell me what you got.”
Smith said, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside my vest pocket. There’s a 9 mm semi-auto in my leather shoulder holster. Oh and, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”
“Okay,” the cop said. “Anything else?”
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